Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
-- Erma Bombeck
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she sad, "Get the hell off my property."
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.
If a miracle can happen at any time, then why not today?
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over it became a butterfly.
Recognition is the greatest motivator.
Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.
Remember that when you look back at your life, none of the things you treasure most will have been purchased with money.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabuluos model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
-- Dawn French
I couldn't ever be a size zero. I have a butt, I have boobs, and I have a woman's curves - there is no way I'd see them go to zero. I just don't see how I could get down to that size and still be healthy. It would't work.
-- Jennifer Lopez
Remember, an insult is remembered twice as long as a compliment.
Remember that a successful mariage depends on two things:
1. Finding the right person and
2. Being the right perrson.
Remember that the moment you say, "I give up," someone else seeng the same situation is desiding, "My, what a great opportunity."
Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end.
-- Marcelene Cox
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
-- Kimberly Johnson
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
-- Mignon McLaughlin
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
-- Barbara Kingsolver
When you want to be noticed, do more than is expected.
Be careful of the choices you make; they're yours forever.
Never wright anything down you wouldn't want read in open court.
Friends might not always be friends. That's why you don't tell them everything.
Never be afraid to ask a salesperson, "Is this your very best price?"
Resist showing a child how to build a sandcastle. It's your job to watch.
The next time you're tempted to say, "It'll never work," say instead, "Who knows? It just might."